My prayers have been answered!

After waking up this morning, having the strange feeling that something was missing in my life I decided to watch some TV.

While watching, (regretfully) 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments on TV Land, I found it then and there the thing that I so desperately needed to complete life as I know it was right in front of my eyes. I bet you are asking yourself what I saw. Well let me tell you it was one of the greatest commercials of all time. There right in front of me was George and he was at it again!

While I was watching this commercial I was saying no…no… how can someone improve upon the George Forman grill? Little did I know all you had to do was make sure you could cook waffles on it! Not only that but it has interchangeable plates! One for waffles, steak, and a grill plate, and it bakes! Now at this time I am sure you are saying holy shit George! I know I was, I mean come on how can he possibly knock the fat out of a waffle? All I can say is Ron Popeil had better watch the Fu*k out because there is a train coming and George is the conductor.

The only question I have is how does the waffle batter not drip out?