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There she is! Finally a 360, get back to you tomorrow

What the hell is up with Chuck Norris?

For some reason a lot of the "humor" websites that I visit regularly have had a lot of Chuck Norris crap on them why? I mean do not get me wrong Chuck is one bad ass mo fo but what the hell is the big deal with him all of a sudden? Did Nick at night pick up Walker Texas Ranger? Am I totally out of the "whats hip loop"? And of all people why did they bring back Chuck Norris? There are plenty of "cooler" people that I could appreciate more.

For instance...

1.

Mr. Belvedere (who can beat him?)

2.

Tony Danza (only cirrca Who's the Boss? days)

3.

Papa Smurf (cartoon Pimp)

4.

Alf (hell even he is better than Chuck)

Not that I am I prick..

Here's to you Mr. Wingman! I don't remember where I found this pic but it cracks me up evertime I see it.

Wingman defined (for CHAD)-----When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!

.....So here's to you Mr. Wingman, crack open another Ice cold Budweiser and remember that there is always tomorrow.

Hmm nothing...

I have nothing to say... As a result I feel that I need to talk about something that probably is not important to anyone. So here it goes I have a lot of remote controls I have so many that I decided to take a picture of them. And because in my last post I was titled the....(drumroll please) "laziest blogger ever" I decided to show the absolute laziest person's best friend, the remote control. I would love to meet Mr. Control (because all inventions carry the name of the inventor) he is perhaps the greatest person on the 21st century. Giving everyone the opportunity to constantly change the channel and watch nothing specific EVER. I also appreciate the fact that we as a whole cannot and will not get up to change or even get the remote control if in fact it is farther than arms length away. To you Mr. Control I am enternally greatful! Will Hopefully post something useful tomorrow!

Howard Stern gets Sirius today

Today is a day I have been waiting for perhaps 1 year. Howard has finally told terrestrial radio and the FCC to go to hell. I don't know if any of you are Howard fans or not but I was expecting a super vulgar program change and to be honest it did not happen. For that I am amazed and actually pleasantly surprised. Don't get me wrong he has stepped up a little bit, you get to hear an occasional F bomb but as a whole the program is roughly the same. Which kind of makes me wonder was the switch (terrestrial to satellite) worth it?

Is saying that you are uncensored worth it? I say yes. But alot of true die hard Howard fans will be forever lost without him, because to some the $0.43 a day for the service is too much, or just not feasible. Don't get me wrong over the last month something like 1,000,000 people joined Sirius for Stern but I would say that many more people will be living without Stern that had him as part of their morning routine.

Now it has also been said that the FCC is going after Satellite (music or TV) and cable companies (they have been for years). Why the fuck do they think that they can censor people from something that you have to consciously purchase some perhaps just for the racier content? Damn them!

God...am I a pussy?

Checking out the old blog today I see that I have not posted since x-mas, I feel like a Chad. So I kind of got this idea from Austin's site. And I can only guess the comments on this one are not going to be good.

That being said here it goes...
I absolutly love movies that scare the living shit out of me. For some reason one movie that truely sticks in my mind would be The Ring. I saw that in the theater with my friends, and I was literally a wreck. I was so on edge in that movie I probably would have cried had I been watching it at home alone.

I cannot watch horror movies alone under any circumstance, I get a lot of shit for that one at home or in the theater I have to call someone, anyone to watch with me. Sometimes I cannot even watch previews of horror movies that pop up on TV late at night I have to change the channel. When I purchased Doom 3 for the x-box it was the same way.

FOR A WTF FRIDAY...
last week during the Tampa bay, NEW ORLEANS game one of the half-time songs was Rock you like a hurricane