I'M BACK!

After spending a week and a half in Le Mars Iowa I am finally back home. After running about 10,000 (no joke) feet of network cable, I am finally back home. After networking roughly 70 computers I am finally back home!!

Wow what a crappy trip that was. I am extremely glad to be back in Waverly, Iowa (that has to be the most depressing thing I have ever said.) Although I did have a pleasant surprise when I returned, I was completely burnt-out 15 hour days can do that to a person I suppose. Although I cannot complain as I will be paid QUITE handsomely. And that my friend is where the real question comes in…

Do you do something that you absolutely hate doing just for the money?

Because I do, I am slowly becoming one of those IT guys, and they suck. They answer menial computer questions coming from 50 year old guys that presently a second grader could answer. I think that computers are great don’t get me wrong, but not everyone should have access to one. For instance the elderly, or chad. Anyway I am tired and this one is going nowhere so everyone have a great Halloween.

P.S. It's 4:05 in the morning and I am currently running on that trail....but it is very dark now.

How about a WTF! week.

Last week was a week from hell and I am afraid it will continue well into this week. First of all last Wednesday I got a call from Fargo (ND, and our home office) saying that they needed my help in Le Mars, IA about a three and a half hour drive, so I planned on leaving at 6:00am to get there by around 10. When I get there things change and I am expected to network four stores by myself, no problem, however now I need to spent all of this week there also.

--First WTF, amerihost in Le Mars sucks ass... They put me in a non-smoking room, and their wireless is spotty at best.

After spending Thursday, and Friday in Lemars, I drive back to Waverly and immediately head to Omaha.

--WTF why couldn't my friends drive to Omaha by themselves? I was only 2 hours away. Instead I needed to drive back to Waverly (3.5 hours, and they to Omaha 4+ hours) in one day!!

Omaha was interesting; however Saturday night drama broke out.

--A huge WTF to the sorority that was having their formal, Some stupid ass at about 2:00am was crying on his balcony yelling I'M GOING TO JUMP!! I was like ohhh shit this might be something to watch. He was going to jump because he though his sorority girlfriend didn't love him anymore...WTF no woman is worth killing yourself for (my opinion)

So Now I am sitting at home just got back from Omaha, and am now headed to Lemars once again, so I can get to the store early Monday morning, I probably will put 1500 miles on my poor car this week. Ohh well.

The Highly Unreal world.

Visiting one of the world’s greatest blog today, Austin's Wonderland I started to think about MTV's The Real World. The problem with this show is simple in my very short time of being in the "real world" a lot of the things portrayed in this show turned to be untrue. As you could have probably guessed I will forever be scarred as a result. While watching this show in High school, and still every once in awhile I am constantly questioning why my world isn't real...

For instance, when I go out to the bars, how come I don't start crying when someone isn't paying attention to me?

Or why can't I totally miss a day or two of work without loosing my job? That would be great!

Why is it that when I get a project completed at work I don't get a free trip to Cancun for a job well done? Maybe I just suck at what I do.

How come I don't live in a multi-million dollar house with curtains for doors, and a disease infested hot-tub? ---I like that one.

Why didn't I have sex with all of my roommates that would be a fun time. (Probably because all of the roommates I had were guys, damn I missed out there)

Ohh well, The Real World is a great show that provides the youth of the world the possibility to see what it is really like out there in this "real world". Damn it is 4:00 time for a run LOL.

Is Mike Jones for real?

Listening to Faction I heard a Mike Jones song, I hate him. In said song he says and I quote "Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me". I would have to say that in that line "hot" must mean rich because the only appearance difference I can see is the "ice in his grill". To all of you non-thugs out there I believe that refers to his platinum teeth. Now I believe that platinum is a "tight metal yo" but who the hell needs it in their grill? So mikey wrote a song about how even he knows that he is a piece of shit and that the "hoes" only want him for his money. That’s great I love it.

Which leads me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

I love Pussy!

I am by far a cat man. I love the fact that I can take off for a couple of days and not have to worry about getting a pet sitter. Dogs are such a pain in the ass. My cat Chester is by far the greatest cat ever. Having him in college however probably took away some of his 9 lives. First of all I have to say while playing some Sublime, or maybe some Marley poor Chester might have taken in some "illegal" fumes that might have came from a certain green plant that shall remain nameless. Around that same time a friend of a friend was dying his hair and we somehow had the brilliant idea to dye Chester blue. Shortly there after probably during a hot summer day my roommates and I decided it was time we had a hairless cat 15 mins later the poor guy was nude.

Now I love animals however I believe Chester's earlier years might have messed him up a bit. As a result he loves water and enjoys going camping, being in the outdoors for him must be somewhat of an adventure because every time we go it is like watching a person coming out of a coma after about 30 years, and he becomes completely fascinated in everything. It is really quite funny.

Well enough about Chester, this will be my last post as you will all see me in the news winning the $240+ million Powerball jackpot this evening thanks guys it has been great...

Everything is dangerous if you are stupid.

I have a real problem with stupid people, not people that have "stupid" moments, I am talking about people that are genuinely, 100% stupid. You know the type, the kid in school that licked the frozen metal in the playground. Or the kid you can get to do anything for a Twinkie (he would usually have to go to "special" classes, so we will take it easy on him.) A major problem with really stupid people is that they somehow affect all of us.

Take for instance one of the greatest outdoor recreational games of all times lawn darts it is forever taken off the market as a result of stupidity. When one throws a rather heavy metal spike towards a ring there should be nobody directly around the receiving ring, common sense.

A classic example of Darwin's theory, hopefully in my lifetime some of the more stupid people will get taken out in their own way.

Anyway everyone have a great weekend and think about the stupid people in your lives and get back to me...

Why I would kick all of their asses!

Pop your collar, WTF my grandfather does it and he is almost 70 that is how gay that is. I hate the popped collar it screams kick my ass! You know I have heard once you pop you can't stop, but that was for fucking Pringles not collars.

The Second reason they are all going down is for the reason that they are wearing pink, now I know that was "in" maybe two years ago, but razor scooters were too and you don't see those around like you used to take the hint homos. Pink is not the new black.

Enough about that have a great day everyone...

Why I have 6+ years in a 4 year education

...And it isn't because I am retarded.

I know that there has to be at least a couple of reasons why I have yet to finish college. That being said I need to say that I only have two credits needed to finish. For those who haven't attended a gay-ass private college that is TWO classes. I have been trying to get a BS in CIS for at least six years, and the only thing that is holding me back is two classes! I have had it down to two classes for aprox. two years. That has to be the most pathetic thing many of you have heard in years I swear. Having said that I have finally decided to go back and finish what I started back in 1999.

The first reason that I have yet to finish is simple: College sucks. By that I mean the learning part. I love the day to day I don't give a fuck attitude, I also love the parties. But the thing that sucks is the majority of classes that require you to be there. I mean come on we are suppose to be adults, to the best of my knowledge all one would have to do is read the book. However that could not be further from the truth, the majority of the classes that I took required attendance, and I was a stoner. I had to take accounting two three times only because on attendance! That has to be the biggest kick in the nuts that anyone could expect because the homework, tests, and anything else that went towards my grade was at least an A, however the attendance killed my GPA, to that I say WTF! One should be able to decide if they want to go to class, attendance should never count because when I did decide to go to Accounting II at 7:45 in the morning there was a 99.9% chance that I was asleep.

Another reason it has taken me this long to get this pathetic degree is the fact that I hate my degree (Computer Information Systems). You go into college straight from high school, now when I was that age I had only one thing on my mind (well maybe two but the second one usually results in some sort of sexual act), and that was money. Computer degrees where and still are making quite a bit of money, but since I have matured a bit I couldn't under any circumstance work in front of a computer for the rest of my life. I mean Carpultunnel (sp) is a bitch, or so I have heard.

And the final reason that I am working on my sixth year is... Wartburg Fucked up! I was suppose to graduate some time ago, in the year I was to be out my advisor told me I was good to go, I took a lot of art classes my senior year, and when they did my senior audit my advisor forgot to tell me that I had a couple of business classes left. So as a result I took a year off, thinking I would never go back.

As a result I have a few words of wisdom…First only go to college if you want to. Second Make sure you are going for the right reasons. And finally if neither of those work, take a great job working in your families’ business! Or go into the porn industry.